A small, rusty UFO covered in stickers and vehicle accessories twirls in the air above you before crash-landing on the ground with many attempts to stay up. A rather small and clumsy creature tumbles out of the UFO and falls at your feet after a slip at the ship's opening. The creature seems confused and dizzy, taking a moment to notice you standing in front of them as they clumsily gather themself again. They seem shocked yet also somewhat familiar by you.
"WOW!! PEOPLE!!" it exclaims, and then tries to converse with you in a very messy English. After a minute, it starts to get better with the language despite no other practice. It then explains to you its current situation and how it even crashed into Earth.
"Before the mothership arrives again and we both go our own ways, you can sign my guestbook!" You can also see the things in the ship by browsing the sidebars!"